Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when they discover their neighbors could be assassins who have been contracted to kill the couple.When a young man agrees to housesit for his boss, he thinks it'll be the perfect opportunity to get close to the woman he desperately has a crush on - his boss's daughter. ~5 minutes later~ I hit Alicia with Go To Hell and then Paige with the Dirty Deeds. I quickly got to my feet and slam my size 7/12 converse into the face of Paige. Tom Stansfield (Ashton Kutcher) is a researcher at a publishing house in Chicago but he wants to be creative.He has a crush on Lisa Taylor (Tara Reid) who is the daughter of his domineering boss Jack Taylor (Terence Stamp).One of Tom's tasks is to guard their owl, O-J, which lives in an open cage (it has not been able to fly due to a deep depression, from the loss of a prior mate).When the bird drinks from the toilet polluted with drugs, it flies away. With Red's help, Tom rescues Lisa and she falls in love with him.
Tom has a crush on his boss' daughter, Lisa Taylor (Tara Reid), who is completely controlled by her overprotective father.
Lisa walks in on them and is disgusted by the situation. J., the drug dealer, finds out about the fake drugs and threatens to kill Tom if he doesn't return his money.
On a flight from Los Angeles to New York, Oliver and Emily make a connection, only to decide that they are poorly suited to be together. See full summary » A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage.
Lisa returns home after finding out that her boyfriend Hans is cheating on her. The next day, Jack Taylor hears his son explaining to Lisa how she should stand up to their father and go back to Tom.
Tom hides from her everything that happened and she spends some time with him thinking he is homosexual. Jack realizes his mistakes and gives Tom a promotion.